We think in language, and so the quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language. - George Carlin
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About Me
Dave B.
I live in the vile pit of the 7th Ring of Hell known as Winston - Salem, NC. I am employed as a corporate whore/factory bitch for a heartless, soulless corporation, and during my free time I like to do as much as possible to avoid the human race.
I graduated with average grades from a decent collegiate institution in which I majored in philosophy. It is a degree that has served me so well in my career.
I spend my time drinking tea, reading, painting miniatures, singing to myself, enjoying my vast CD collection, digging through my muscle memory, and pondering existentialist matters.
I was raised a jew, but saw the light and became an atheist. I smoke heavily, refrain from being a drunken nuisance, and have no known chemical imbalances. I am also immune to leprosy.
I wish I were a Sith Lord.
I like big, carnivorous cats.
And elephants.
1 witty quips:
You need to watch SuperJail. I believe that would suit your sensibilities well.
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